Korea, Koks & Kwogk

Monday: the Aftermath

The same wakeup programme as yesterday. I did notice from all the porn "thrust onto me" that the men in the movies don't thrust from their hips, just something I noticed, maybe if you have been to Korea, you could enlighten me. I did some last minute shopping and winged it back to Japan.

Upon arriving home, tired from my 8 hour journey back to the stix, I was greeted by the telephone, on the other end was a very worried Kocho sensei (vice principal) who told me in Japanese that we had to have a meeting immediately at my house, I reluctantly agreed, its hard to fight someone who cant speak your language. So my Principal and Vice-Principal turn up to interview me on my travels. They were concerned that I might have contracted SARS; they tried to play the good cop bad cop routine, although Kocho sensei failed due to his zero English ability. They kept trying to ask if I had been to any other countries while in Pusan, every time I would tell them no, they would go onto another question then quickly back to the previous question, in the hope that I would trip up and admit that I had been to China.They then asked if I had a cough, I told them yes, I didn't tell them that I had had the cough before I went to Korea, they also asked if I was suffering from a headache, I said yes, not mentioning that the cause was my new cool but ineffective glasses. I figured that they were looking for an excuse to quarantine me, so I gave them several.

Due to the fact that the 2 oldest men in my school had been exposed to me, they had to be quarantined as well, this lasted all of 1 day, which consisted of them coming over to my house with my breakfast/lunch and dinner while taking each others temperatures and laughing at who had the highest. They said that they would be talking about this for years to come, I was slightly pissed, as if I did have SARS, I would have a higher percentage of surviving, while they would certainly be dead, giving my village an ample reason to lynch a gaijin.

But it all ended up well, I got a free day off to play psx2 and they got the highlight of their life, being almost exposed to a potential life threatening disease. I guess stupidity does grow on trees, and I am in the orchard called Japan.

Kwogk out.